There’s nothing that makes a girl feel better quite like her best friend and his multiple alter-egos. Thus, I happily present you with the various Aussie-related words of wisdom that Will has bestowed upon me over the last few days. Plus, kiwi-bashing is my favorite sport. Enjoy!
“In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.”
William: Did you unfriend him?
William: Because he has a gay feather tattoo.
Me: It’s a fern.
William: Well it looks like a feather.
William: from a dodo bird!
“People domesticate dingos there. It’s stupid.”
“You’re in London? I think you should seduce Prince William!!”
(randomly, in the middle of a completely unrelated conversation)
(also via facebook)
William: feel bettar peggy
William: australia is filled with stupid baby eating dingos anyway
Me: Thanks, honey
William: let’s invade! and blow up the whole place
William: and make it our private beach!
(five minutes later)
William: oh but we need to keep the sydney opera house
William: I needs a beach house!